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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 21:31

Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Holocaust survivor who was burned in Boulder: 'We are better than this' - NBC News
No way
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is it possible to run away from home at 16? What are some essential items to bring for survival?
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
Still no good
Stock futures inch lower to kick off start of the new trading month: Live updates - CNBC
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Weight loss connected to nerve cells in the brain, study finds - The Brighter Side of News
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Then came..
Super Again: UNC Storms Past Oklahoma in NCAA Regional Finale - 247Sports
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes