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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 21:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Holocaust survivor who was burned in Boulder: 'We are better than this' - NBC News

No way

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Can it be true that people know your name, not your story, they’ve heard what you’ve done, but not what you’ve been through, so take their opinions of you with a grain of salt?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Fewer than 500 neurons are associated with the suppression of binge drinking, new research finds - Medical Xpress

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it possible to run away from home at 16? What are some essential items to bring for survival?

They put up a sign reading

So they tried

Still no good

Stock futures inch lower to kick off start of the new trading month: Live updates - CNBC

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Weight loss connected to nerve cells in the brain, study finds - The Brighter Side of News

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Then came..

Super Again: UNC Storms Past Oklahoma in NCAA Regional Finale - 247Sports

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Buried under 2 kilometers of Antarctic ice, scientists find a 34-million-year-old lost world - The Brighter Side of News